Thursday, December 25, 2008

A Between the Lines Transcription of the Channel 4 Alternative Christmas Message

Good evening Great Britain (Don't I almost look sane?),

First let me thank Channel 4 for giving me the opportunity to spread lies and threats this Christmas. During this momentous occasion I would like to infer to everyone that the holocaust was a sham. Also, we would like to remind the Jews, gays and Christians this holiday season that belief in other religions and lifestyles is expressly forbidden by Iran and therefor those practicing them will be summarily executed. Again, as you can plainly see Iran is a modern and forwardly thinking nation who's government's only reason to exist is to bring joy and forced conversion to the Infidels of the world. I thank you for the chance to share my Christmas message with you this Holocaust Seas..sorry, Holiday Season and would love to see you all again next year when we deliver one of the nuclear devices we are currently not building to a small church in Israel.

Thank you and Merry Christmas Infidels.


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